Crap of Amontillado

[antiparticle]

In a big house at the end of a street near the golf course and the beach, there lived a man and his 2 dogs, 2 chickens, and myself. Every day we walked and lit fires at sunset on the beach with the dogs, and later took an evening bath together. The bathroom had a skylight and a huge bathtub but no windows, the walls were brown tile and the wooden door was heavy, with a deadbolt lock installed incorrectly on the outside. The man didn't care about the cleanliness of his bathroom, and I was frightened by the poop stains in the toilet which appeared every time he drank my expensive wine that I brought for us to share. I left him, and eventually he got evicted from his big house and resisted arrest and went to jail.

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[aquestrian]

This was a ride!

[antiparticle]

Thanks! It's all true. *Facepalm* that happened 3 years ago. Except for the eviction and resisting arrest, I didn't know about that until recently. The man reached the "finding out" part of the process.